You Might Be A Redneck If...

You're finally allowing the elk skulls to hang in your living room.

I actually gave in. After many months of holding strong, I finally agreed to having the two racks of antlers inside the house. One bad idea after the next, we came away with no injuries. I thought it was going to be declared a disaster area after having the way too large ladder in the living room and then actually mounting the things standing on a chair that twists.

I have to admit, though, they don't look half bad.